That (the title) is what my mom said to me when she called this morning at 8:51AM. Of course, it was fine. I’d been awake since 6:45, but normally I call her at 10:30. We sent her birthday box on Friday and she somehow, magically, received it on Monday. (Thanks postal workers!)
What’s in the birthday box? I’ll share. (the things I can remember, at least.) Now, I love my mom, I promise! I just like to pick on her. Joe had a Dr’s appointment some time ago and I saw a “preparing for your colonoscopy” brochure. I thought mom would appreciate it, so into the box it went. We managed to get about 5 different goody-bags from a Gnat’s game a while back, with all sorts of skin creams, wrinkle reducers, age spot removes, etc. Into the box those went.
On Joe’s birthday, his sister gave us a slightly used candle. She had burned it for about a minute I guess, it was cinnamon. Now, I can’t really tolerate the scent of cinnamon, but of course, I never throw anything away. Into the box it went.
Now, before you think I’m some cheap and terrible daughter… I did give my mom a pair of earrings, that I -made-, that she’d been oogling for a few months. Luckily (haha) no one ever bought them, so they were put into a pretty little organza bag.. and into the box they went. I also bought her a glittery smiley face (she collects them) card, because on Mother’s day she said “You gave Memaw a really pretty card with glitter all over it you know.” I’d given her a ‘funny’ one that said something along the lines of “You did a great job raising such a wonderful child..” and on the inside… “Too bad about that other one, though.” Anyway… (I love my sister too!) At the card shop, they also sold Yankee candles, so I got mom a peach one. Peach is her favorite scent. When I went to pay for the candle and card, there was a little display with all these pins on it. I found one that was for mothers and got her one of those too. That was the extent of purchased gifts.
The remainder of the box was filled with chocolate covered fortune cookies, pixie sticks (for mixing into water, or else she won’t drink the stuff,) earrings backs (because Andrea yanked on a pair of mom’s earrings a little too hard when she was a baby and stretched the piercings - ouch! Now mom can’t keep earrings in her ears without huge backs. I had a few in my stash.) and other things that I can’t quite remember.
So, when she called this morning, we talked about the box.
Were you expecting some other kind of post? You wanted to see what was new in my shop? Well! The picture accompanying this post was just added to my photography shop on Etsy, if you’d like to purchase it.
In other news, Joe and I are going to lunch at Chick-fil-A and Office Depot (ink cartridge city - heyo!)
Thanks for reading!